monosyllabic girl

catandkitty:

do you know why feminism has a horrible image?

i’ll let you in on a secret here, it’s because people hate women

(via verbsnouns)

theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

(via outerspacecake)

semiserious:

The ending of Jurassic Park is so dumb and so clever all at the same time. 
It’s like Spielberg realized that a) people fucking love T-Rex b) You could pretty easily hide from T-Rex by just staying indoors, which would make for a dumb movie. 
So T-Rex comes along in Act I. Scares the bejesus out of everyone, but only eats the investor’s asshole lawyer that no one cares about. Because fuck the law and fuck capitalism
Then the Raptors come in and become the true villains, because the Raptors can go indoors. Also the Raptors can open doors. This is a horror movie in which the scariest thing about the villain is that they can open doors. If this movie was directed by Michael Bay then the Raptors would learn to use laser guns, but Spielberg scares us with a fucking door being opened. 
Anyway, in the climatic scene the Raptors are about to eat everyone but they circle their prey for a little bit for no other reason but dramatic tension, and then T-Rex literally comes the fuck OUT OF NOWHERE and eats one of the Raptors. FOR NO REASON! Then the other Raptor, apparently decides to jump on the T-Rex, which makes no sense because you’d think he’d be like “fuck it, more humans for me to eat,” and T-Rex eats him too. So T-Rex is the hero of the movie, because, again, we all fucking love T-Rex. Then he gives a big dramatic roar while striking a pose and is crowned the diamond crowned queen winner of the Ms. When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth 1993 pageant. 

semiserious:

The ending of Jurassic Park is so dumb and so clever all at the same time. 

It’s like Spielberg realized that a) people fucking love T-Rex b) You could pretty easily hide from T-Rex by just staying indoors, which would make for a dumb movie. 

So T-Rex comes along in Act I. Scares the bejesus out of everyone, but only eats the investor’s asshole lawyer that no one cares about. Because fuck the law and fuck capitalism

Then the Raptors come in and become the true villains, because the Raptors can go indoors. Also the Raptors can open doors. This is a horror movie in which the scariest thing about the villain is that they can open doors. If this movie was directed by Michael Bay then the Raptors would learn to use laser guns, but Spielberg scares us with a fucking door being opened. 

Anyway, in the climatic scene the Raptors are about to eat everyone but they circle their prey for a little bit for no other reason but dramatic tension, and then T-Rex literally comes the fuck OUT OF NOWHERE and eats one of the Raptors. FOR NO REASON! Then the other Raptor, apparently decides to jump on the T-Rex, which makes no sense because you’d think he’d be like “fuck it, more humans for me to eat,” and T-Rex eats him too. So T-Rex is the hero of the movie, because, again, we all fucking love T-Rex. Then he gives a big dramatic roar while striking a pose and is crowned the diamond crowned queen winner of the Ms. When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth 1993 pageant.